Are those calves and golf swing street legal?

It’s that time of year again where everyone in the Midwest starts to hibernate. And, after 34 years, it’s at a point where I look up at the ceiling just before bed asking myself “what is life” and so on. What I’m about to show you is the golf swing that scared many 14 year olds when I stepped my 5’0 tall frame up to the tee at junior golf tournaments. Look, Titleist or Random Golf Club, I’m not saying I’d be better than a pro for your brand. That’s not what I’m doing here. Rather, take a look at my Phil Mickelson inspired bomb show for a golf brand audition. The small calves bring their own thunder to the table, bay bay.

No one was injured during the making of this clip.