About to hold a puppy or baby look.

About to hold a puppy or baby look.

Drive a car off a cliff? Effortless.

Drive a car off a cliff? Effortless.

Bungee jumping from space. Or, excited concert goer.

Bungee jumping from space. Or, excited concert goer.

Mow absolutely perfect lines. Any lawn. Any time.

Mow absolutely perfect lines. Any lawn. Any time.

Drinks Maple Syrup straight from the jug.

Drinks Maple Syrup straight from the jug.

Wait, what did you just say look?

Wait, what did you just say look?

Catching a fully developed cow or horse.

Catching a fully developed cow or horse.

All four legged animals. Feature move is the Gorilla.

All four legged animals. Feature move is the Gorilla.

Balances any object on head. Boom, done.

Balances any object on head. Boom, done.

Works well with pets and any animal

Works well with pets and any animal

Holds food in mouth with complete control.

Holds food in mouth with complete control.

Nude with clothes on? Of course. Confidence levels doing so a solid 7 out of 10.

Nude with clothes on? Of course. Confidence levels doing so a solid 7 out of 10.

Performs beautiful wedding ceremony’s under 5-7 minutes*

Performs beautiful wedding ceremony’s under 5-7 minutes*

Crazy sports fanatic.

Crazy sports fanatic.

Look happy. Hey, it ain’t easy.

Look happy. Hey, it ain’t easy.

Just ran a marathon, but looks on point.

Just ran a marathon, but looks on point.

 

List of skills include: hand modeling, hand puppets, beard of any length, high-level performance of all sports, acting like a dad, shooting bow and arrows, acting sad and acting happy. Everything in between those two emotions, juggling 8 balls at once… okay, wow, this is getting ridiculous.

 

*Certified by the Universal Life Church